what's a specimin?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 14-Jul-2017 16:54:42

A Kentucky mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.

When she got home she asks her husband, "What is a specimen?"

He replies, "Heck if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."

The woman goes next door and comes back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

"What in the world happened?" asked her husband.

"Damned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go piss in her hat, and then
all hell broke loose!"

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 14-Jul-2017 17:20:25

Lol good one

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2017 23:54:52

Laughing.

Post 4 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Monday, 07-Aug-2017 20:27:22

She should have asked the doctor. :P

Post 5 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 21-Aug-2017 10:03:17

Awesome.